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khanurik's avatar

I thought VandeGraf was going for the transitive property, but then again, I don't do logic good.

khanurik's avatar

Couldn't be more appropriate

khanurik's avatar

Usually it's just porn stars or Playmates. You can't fault the Republicans for trying to expand their brand.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Wasn't Winger a "Christian" band?

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

He didn't write it, too many complete sentences.

Leftflank's avatar

I do not believe that 'he's better than any Democrat' thing actually pans out in real life.When apples are compared to apples, Roy Moore is a fruit.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Hey, Roy, why not run for President? After all, a reprehensible old white man who's into young girls got the job LAST time.

Russell Jones's avatar

This is good news. Another go-round by Rapin' Roy Moore is pretty much the only shot the Dems have of holding onto that U.S. Senate seat Doug Jones won in 2017. Under the best case scenario, Rapin' Roy loses the GOP primary (entirely possible, seeing as how even the Trumps think this candidacy is a dumbass idea), then runs in the general election as an independent or the candidate of the Patriotic Christian Stump Jumpers Party or some such shit. That way, Moore would siphon off a sizeable chunk of the white idiot (redundancy alert!) vote, which went 68% for Moore the last time, thereby giving Jones a good shot at hanging onto the seat.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

OTOH, it's just so damned much fun to SAY 'Electric Boogaloo' that it will likely remain the go-to meme for years to come.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Poor kid is seconds away from screaming, 'STRANGER DANGER'

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

There's a half-inch socket wrench lying across the main data bus.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

And people say syllogisms are obsolete.