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I thought VandeGraf was going for the transitive property, but then again, I don't do logic good.

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Couldn't be more appropriate

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Yo! Flava Flav libelz!

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Usually it's just porn stars or Playmates. You can't fault the Republicans for trying to expand their brand.

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They had fake Jews.

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Wasn't Winger a "Christian" band?

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He didn't write it, too many complete sentences.

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Competition.

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I do not believe that 'he's better than any Democrat' thing actually pans out in real life.When apples are compared to apples, Roy Moore is a fruit.

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Hey, Roy, why not run for President? After all, a reprehensible old white man who's into young girls got the job LAST time.

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This is good news. Another go-round by Rapin' Roy Moore is pretty much the only shot the Dems have of holding onto that U.S. Senate seat Doug Jones won in 2017. Under the best case scenario, Rapin' Roy loses the GOP primary (entirely possible, seeing as how even the Trumps think this candidacy is a dumbass idea), then runs in the general election as an independent or the candidate of the Patriotic Christian Stump Jumpers Party or some such shit. That way, Moore would siphon off a sizeable chunk of the white idiot (redundancy alert!) vote, which went 68% for Moore the last time, thereby giving Jones a good shot at hanging onto the seat.

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OTOH, it's just so damned much fun to SAY 'Electric Boogaloo' that it will likely remain the go-to meme for years to come.

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Poor kid is seconds away from screaming, 'STRANGER DANGER'

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There's a half-inch socket wrench lying across the main data bus.

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And people say syllogisms are obsolete.

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