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That's Gov. Caleb Moore probably soon.

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the RULES are for everyone else, NOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Moore is in his 80s...those creepy racist old white guys must have the magic to persuade women of reproductive age to part their legs - look at 71 year old Trump with 11 year old Barron. Of,course we all know Melanoma is a common hoor, but what did Moore have to offer? Did he let the young lady pet his horse?

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Hair is receding already. That's gonna eat at him.

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Shouldn't he be treated as incorrigible and be in some kind of repeat offender facility? You can't cure stupid but you can keep them off the streets.

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OK so I'm not the only one who thought the headline suggested a different sort of 'criming' - ??

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If we can send one homophobe to Romania, why can't we send them all there?

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The title of this story is misleading. I was hoping the lad was screwing the deer; although shooting the deer and then screwing it might be okay. Also, too, the boy's forward comb-over will fail in a couple more years.

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Children of the Crom are a disturbing group, indeed. Every. single. fucking. Huckabee. Trumps, one and all (except, perhaps, Tiffany-Barron, a clone of his enabling mother, is still up for grabs). The elders rage about ' personal responsibility', then enable and encourage lawless progeny...and still, the great unwashed do not see the disconnect, while they're working two jobs to keep Jr. out of jail for stealing Grandma's meds. Go figure...

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He should, but luckily for him he's too white.

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Or at least wildly ineffectual.

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That's how I got such a good rep as a fisherman years ago, though now and again people would wonder how I was catching those swordfish in small inland lakes, with a Mepps spinner.

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'Sometimes our heds are shockingly deliberately misleading.'

FIFY

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This is why Mother never leaves Mike Pence alone in the woods with animals.

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Aaron Schock called and wants his purple shirt back.

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Brilliant writing on this one, Dok. Srsly.

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