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That's the winner, right there!

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Jewish tumblr. Jumblr.

Like Snowlem is a golem made of now, kinda.

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and yet you are.so, Thankyou

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Nevertheless, you espouse the Hitlerian view of being a Jew.

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Just because you keep saying that doesn't make it true.Copy/paste ONE thing I said to support your claim.

/editoh... perhaps you aren't reading what I wrote.I didn't say a Jew who changes religions is still a Jew.

I'm saying Christianity, as practiced by the Messianic Jews I worship with, IS Judaism.

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Any church that will enroll an empty cardboard chicken bucket as an elder CANNOT, by definition, be bad.

Why? Because that bucket once had yummy chicken in it which means that someone had the generosity of spirit needed to bring the KFC to the meeting in the first place and share it.

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No I think ITT Tech might teach actual skills.

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And when was the last time you called your mother? At all? Even once during the entire year of the Year of the Justifiably Defensive Lobster?

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Halachically, he’s still Jewish. But we don’t want him. Or Roy Cohn, Eric Cantor, or Henry Kissinger. Feh.

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Who JOO to be or who JOO is he? That is the question.

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I am founding a new sect called Nounism. I will invoke the sanctity of nouns, and protect them against those who would use them as verbs. The sanctity of nouns is slipping away from us as a people. There will be no fellowshipping in this religion.

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I wish to be nounishing with that reform.

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you'll get turnip greens and hickory nuts from mr cunningham, and you'll like it!

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It figures that the only jewish people that the Moores brag about working with are christians.

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Confucianism or gtfo.

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You said "circumlocution". Heh heh heh.

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