Roy Moore's Wife Kayla Kind Of Being Dick And Lunatic (Lunadick!) In Defense Of Dear Hubs

Look! It's SCIENCE!

We can certainly understand the impulse to want to go with anything that might make the Washington Post's very well-sourced allegations against her husband go away. Now, in the attempt to discredit Roy Moore's fifth accuser, Kayla Moore is now just posting any crap the wingnuttophere tosses onto the interwebs, like a dubious "forensic expert" post from the Stupidest Man On the Internet and some random Facebook guy's contention that the restaurant where Mr. Moore allegedly tried to rape Beverly Young Nelson just plain never existed in 1977.

Oh, and never mind that the two conspiracy theories cancel each other out. We'll get to that in a moment, but let's also mention that Ms. Moore says Team Moore is "gathering evidence" that all the accusers have been paid (possibly by George Soros):

As of the moment, the only "evidence" of such a thing was that stupid Gateway Pundit story reprinting baseless claims from a Twitter account that has now been deleted. But maybe they have some really shocking evidence that doesn't come from a nutty rightwing website? Many things are possible!

Ms. Moore has also linked to that Breitbart story proving that in 1979, there were no phone cords long enough to allow a teen girl to take a home phone into her own room:

Her latest posts are just sort of sad, really. One links to a Facebook story by some rando in OHIO,  claiming that the Very Idea that Beverly Wilson worked at the "Old Hickory House" in Gadsden, Alabama, is IMPOSSIBLE, because obviously Gloria Allred stole the name of another restaurant in Georgia:

We can't say we agree 100% with Mr. Baker's police work, there. He claims a search on some online business directory shows the Gadsden Old Hickory House has only been in business since 2001. Ergo, it just plain didn't exist in 1977, and Gloria Allred made up the whole story by stealing the name of some place in Georgia that DID have a 40th anniversary. There's a small problem with the logic there:

City directory confirms Ole Hickory House stood at 305 East Meighan Blvd in Gadsden in 1977. Site now has Rally’s. pic.twitter.com/5SG707uwJp 

— WilliamThornton (@billineastala) November 14, 2017