Heartbroken liberals sobbed quietly in a corner after they found out that Barack Obama wanted to "talk" with John Boehner and his army of Republican Oompa Loompas -- because everyone knows "let's talk" is secret Beltway/truck stop code for meth-fueled group sexytime. John Boehner said he was really looking forward to bipartisan experimentation with Obama, in the most sexual way possible, but now Republicans are playing all "hard to get" and have indefinitely postponed this hawt meet-up! #1 Best Bra Padding
Boner's pissed because Barry didn't give him his mother's engagement ring - like Prince William did for what's-her-face.
I thought "Let's talk" was American for "We're breaking up/Your ass is fired". Pretty much the opposite of sexaytime.
I wish. Remember how well that went over after the "Republican Revolution" in 1995. I'm looking forward to an electorate collectively shuddering and gasping "Good God, what the hell have we done???".
I didn't think about the fact that Fox News didn't exist in its current format in 1995. Crap. You're probably right. I'll have to console myself by anticipating how the incipient ban on earmarks seems so wonderful to teabaggers until their states' pet projects come to a halt. My sister is married to a former lobbyist; according to him the job of a state representative is to bring home money, jobs and status. hard to do that without earmarks.
Boner's pissed because Barry didn't give him his mother's engagement ring - like Prince William did for what's-her-face.
I thought "Let's talk" was American for "We're breaking up/Your ass is fired". Pretty much the opposite of sexaytime.
One can <i>also</i> be fucked by a dildo, yes?
I think a dildo might be the best fit, symbolically speaking.
Obama just needs to convince them that he&#039;s a sexy misunderstood vampire, then.
I wish. Remember how well that went over after the &quot;Republican Revolution&quot; in 1995. I&#039;m looking forward to an electorate collectively shuddering and gasping &quot;Good God, what the hell have we done???&quot;.
and that they can turn themselves away from watching Bristol &quot;sparkle&quot;.
I didn&#039;t think about the fact that Fox News didn&#039;t exist in its current format in 1995. Crap. You&#039;re probably right. I&#039;ll have to console myself by anticipating how the incipient ban on earmarks seems so wonderful to teabaggers until their states&#039; pet projects come to a halt. My sister is married to a former lobbyist; according to him the job of a state representative is to bring home money, jobs and status. hard to do that without earmarks.
as opposed to being incompatible.