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I worry that Rudy will not be able to make his $250K monthly payments that his luxury lifestyle demands.

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The unending bullshit is whelming me over.

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But it's my country...its not like he's changing his own oil.

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lol

As we speak, wingnut legal scholars are rewriting treatises on evidence law and editing Wikipedia articles for the purpose of demonstrating that Anglo-American jurisprudence has recognized the existence of a Blabbermouth Chucklefuck Privilege since the days of Blackstone.

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Oh, that's right. Ten years at Hogwarts and then it's off to Cambridge.

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And shit fucking stupid lawyers.

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Handsomely for his ex-wives.

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And even if there were commenting, it would all be under privilege. A self - acclaimed attorney was present.

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Dang, I feel stupid now!

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Its the hubris, arrogance gone wild, harold Washington said.they get caught in the end right?

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Hamper Cat! Missed ya! I suppose you've been not-stealing bratwurst in t'other dimension.

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Sounds like a rejected character name from one of the Star Wars movies.

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He's good as an example of how not to human well.

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Exactly. That's the "crime" part of the crime-fraud exception to the attorney-client privilege.

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I guess people like Lyndsey, Ryand, Johnson, Collins, Cruz live to be in that small Washington bubble? They are despised otherwise.

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