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I feel sad for them like I feel sad for terrorists who blow themselves up

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no, no. you know the future.

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So you are "represented" by MoscowMitch? https://media0.giphy.com/me...

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Doctor’s report: “We x-rayed Mr. Giuliani’s head and found nothing.”

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Gave you a lecture? I hope you told him to go fuck himself.

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Not rabid enough.

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Doh! Very good catch. Although the client is presumed to have deputized his agent to take each and every action, so the waiver is imputed IIRC.

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Stopped clocks, etc.

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Because you know he will commit treason if you don't stop him? 🤷‍♂️

Now, I'd argue that that's a good reason to quickly, privately gather as much support as possible, and then you all publicly call for the 25th, but if no one is willing to go along with you, and you are able to hold him back somewhat...

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This is no time to tell Giuliani to stop, this is the time to hold your Bic lighter over your head and sway with the crowd.

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He may need to stay away from EARTH.

Mars may be far enough.

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"Just For Men", Rudilynka?? You need a lighter touch. Actually, you need a lighter.

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Maybe he had Nancy on double secret probation!

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Not really smart if you're on the president's team, no. For the rest of us? It's so staggeringly stupid, it's brilliant.

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Ask him again a month from now if he feels the same. Hell, at the rate things are moving, ask in a week.

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