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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

I feel sad for them like I feel sad for terrorists who blow themselves up

SterWonk's avatar

So you are "represented" by MoscowMitch? https://media0.giphy.com/me...

Dudleydidwrong's avatar

Doctor’s report: “We x-rayed Mr. Giuliani’s head and found nothing.”

Slamtundra's avatar

Gave you a lecture? I hope you told him to go fuck himself.

Liz Dye's avatar

Doh! Very good catch. Although the client is presumed to have deputized his agent to take each and every action, so the waiver is imputed IIRC.

SterWonk's avatar

Stopped clocks, etc.

SterWonk's avatar

Because you know he will commit treason if you don't stop him? 🤷‍♂️

Now, I'd argue that that's a good reason to quickly, privately gather as much support as possible, and then you all publicly call for the 25th, but if no one is willing to go along with you, and you are able to hold him back somewhat...

AuntyMaude's avatar

This is no time to tell Giuliani to stop, this is the time to hold your Bic lighter over your head and sway with the crowd.

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

He may need to stay away from EARTH.

Mars may be far enough.

Geoff Alnutt's avatar

"Just For Men", Rudilynka?? You need a lighter touch. Actually, you need a lighter.

Bobo Brazil's avatar

Maybe he had Nancy on double secret probation!

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Not really smart if you're on the president's team, no. For the rest of us? It's so staggeringly stupid, it's brilliant.

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Ask him again a month from now if he feels the same. Hell, at the rate things are moving, ask in a week.