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Bob: "and how much cash do you have on you at the moment? I'll be taking that right now."

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ka-ching!

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"ya know, we never explored the depth of Chuck, the older Cunningham boy on Happy Days. What if we...."

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Not to be cruel to Rudy.. OK. Somewhat cruel but he definitely deserves it. I understand that Rudy has started his surgical transformation. What's his schedule for completing it?

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Trump hired the Raskins because they're subtle? That should last until about Wednesday when they give up on that shit.

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I bet he's single too. 😞

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You know, if he had a lifestyle look he'd be kind of a looker.

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And looking!

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Is he remaking Home Alone 2, Too? Please don't. Rudy is so awful no one likes him not even as a TV lawyer/lobbyist/911/mayor guy.

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Having been exposed to the taste of the milky substance oozing from the stem of the Dandelion, I gave my uncle serious side eye when he told me he was making wine from the buggers. Not my first choice of greenery to go picking for fermentation, but to each his own i guess.

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IIRC, Dandelions were actually brought here as a food plant. The leaves can be eaten like salad greens, and the roots can be roasted. It's a good source of vitamin C.

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Lotta Ina Dictmens

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Ok, I'll admit that I'm keeping some money aside for KH3.

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No, you don't use the greenery - or granddad didn't. Just the flower heads and even those little green leaves around them he would remove. It's a lot of work to get a gallon of the flowers, let alone a gallon of wine.

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The attempt is being made.

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OT, but they keep showing an ad on my phone that shows two apparently naked or nearly naked people, the guy face palming, and the blurb, "Ashamed to Seek Help for Your Prostate Issues?" The first time I saw it, I thought it said, "Prostitute Issues."Which, of course, *would* have made it *on-topic.*Because if there's one problem that Der Trumpenfuhrer has, it's an enlarged prostitute.Or, with apologies to Richard Matheson, with a flourish of strumpets.

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