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Look at that pic. Rudy got popovers amid all this bullshit? I don’t ever bribe people or make shit up on Fox News and I NEVER get popovers.

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Geez, I can remember when popovers were the specialty of the Lorraine and Patricia Murphy's restaurants. They were always hot and delicious.

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I think he's Ukranian, but with ties to Moscow and Russian organized crime.

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Red Rudy, Moscow Mitch, and Leningrad Lindsey: the three (what's the Russian word for amigos?)

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Maybe there should be a special social media platform just for these guys: is MugshotBook taken?

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I'm partial to ColludyRudy because NO COLLUSION!

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So was Heathen Chemistry, though I think a lot of people were over Oasis by then.

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You can know, have predicted it, but still be surprised at just how brazen, rotten, stupid, and widespread it all is.

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I don't think even you guys could reform the Trumps.

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To me he will always be Judy Riuliani, the Ferret Hating Fascist

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I'm a New Yorker. Anybody who's surprised just hasn't been paying attention.

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You're right. I should have gone with "random magazine swatches."

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Unfortunately, Kerry didn't really connect well with voters, AND GWB gave everyone $300 right before the election in 2004. What a terrific guy!

I couldn't believe W got re-elected, but after the economy collapsed in 2008, I was glad he did. The economy didn't collapse because of Bush, it collapsed because of Phil Gramm and Republican's idiot ideas about banks not needing to be regulated. Of course, they blamed the collapse on Jimmy Carter, but unless you were a total idiot, or a Republican, most people didn't buy that line of shit.

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Trump was furious that Sessions reused himself in the Russian probe (when he should have been protecting the president, Trump said, obviously believing that the AG and entire Justice Department are there for his personal defense), so I'm sure Barr is never going to recuse himself.

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Oh, no, senior, yo naci en los Estados Unidos !Viva la hamberguesa, pastel de la manzana, y Chevrolet !

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