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I haven't watched any Trump footage in 2 years now. Pretty sure it's not noble, but it's not totally cowardly either. Lunging for the remote is brisk exercise for an old fella like me, and resisting the daggers thrown by my wife's glances builds character. I think.

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Is that Tim Shaw after he's all growed up?

(thirteenth Doctor reference, for those Who aren't sure what I'm talking about)

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Has anyone called that number?

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"So?" - NY state wineries and distilleries...

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California Cabernet is more overpriced than French Bordeaux.

Fight me

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This shitdip gives the rest of us old senile shits a bad name.

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This is why I subscribe to the Wonket -- I would like to see that our FDF is supplied with Natty Bo instead of DayQuil.

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Maybe if Larry Klayman hasn't been disbarred yet he can help draft a lawsuitOily Taintz libelz!(too lazy to check if this joke was already made, but I'm pretty sure it must have been, because pros here.)

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Mine would have flicked him away like the annoying little mosquito he is.

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‘Bout 45 minutes SE of Thibodeaux, Louisiana?

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A case of dementia.

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Walk this way.

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Rudy wants to sue the swamp?? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the talcum powder.

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It is too close to bedtime to watch Ghouliani on video. Ta, $5F.

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Nah, it feeds his soul, the way sunlight and kindness would feed normal people's souls.

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