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sarafina's avatar

Didn't Bernie just have a cardiac event within the last 4 months?

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

Enemas all around, please. Deep, soul-searching enemas.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

The rare long-mustache rat (Yosemitius rattus), always the first to abandon a sinking ship.

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Leftflank's avatar

This will be the 'spring cleaning' of all times, call it "draining the swamp" if it helps.

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Phried Ω 🇺🇦 Путин, иди на хуй's avatar

For the sake of argument let's assume Rudy was some great US Attorney who took down the Mob in the 80s. I suppose his great success was his keen insight into his targets thinking. His method? When pursuing a crime figure he asked himself, "What would I do?"

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Did he spot the camel?

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Doug Langley's avatar

I give it 2.5 demolition derbies.

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BoatOfVelociraptors's avatar

This kind of fevered thinking comes from the burning desire to have someone in charge.We don't. We just have the churn.

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Meccalopolis's avatar

Case in point, the Bolivian hijinks.

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UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

Isn't it always projection with them?

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VandeGraf's avatar

I wonder if Vlad heard Roodles say that Venezuela was a step up from Russia. He did say something about not wanting to ride in Maduro's cab.

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Jeff and Garcia's avatar

Now it makes sense why Bolton jumped ship. He told Rudy to GTFO of Venezuela. Then when he saw Rudy and Trump criming in Ukraine, that's all she wrote. He knew it was all going to blow up. He only signed up on the hope that he could start bombing Iran. When that failed, he wasn't going to wait around for the inevitable shit to hit the fan.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

But how was the chucklefucklery? Top notch, yes?

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ken_kukec's avatar

National Security Advisor John Bolton, who later referred to Giuliani as a "hand grenade who's going to blow everybody up" ...

As National Security Council Russia expert Fiona Hill testified during the impeachment inquiry before the House intelligence committee, "and here we are."

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richardgrabman's avatar

Only, the Post reports that US officials were highly skeptical that Maduro would live up to this agreement. And indeed, he "won"elections in May 2018 with 68 percent of the vote in polling that was widely regarded as rigged.

Maybe you shouldn't be so dependent on US and US-allied media. Who says the elections of May 2018 were "rigged" (and that Maduro's party merely "won") outside the neo-liberal corporate media, and the Venezuelan right wing?

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The Villainess+'s avatar

Those of us who live in SA and don't want to go up in a huge fuckchuckle of fire and smoke would prefer Judy stay away.

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