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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

and now I will never stop puking.

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

We have always been at war with Eurasia.

Feeling Groovy's avatar

"If we are still out there bragging to our friends about shagging a married lady with "big boobs" when we are 74, please sit on us and duct tape our mouth shut."

I heard that Ghouliani brags about it so much because he can't do it at all anymore without pharmaceutical help.

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Rudy might want to check out this list of Things Michael Cohen Could Tell Mueller about Russia

EdR's avatar

Does anyone have an idea when either the Democratic party and/or main stream media are going to stand up and yell Liar, liar, pants on fire" continuously until the lying stops?

Until someone, anyone, with a national audience calls them out, this act will continue unabated. And according to a recent national poll, it is working to some extent.

jjdaddyo's avatar

Always remember that New Yorkers, who know him best, voted against Trump 9 to 1.

jjdaddyo's avatar

Also, I just want to put this out there: HEY ALL YOU INCELS, GIULIANI IS GETTING LAID AND YOU'RE NOT.GOD MUST HATE YOU.

OK, I'm done for now.

The Villainess+'s avatar

Boy howdy that Maria Ryan sure is stacked!!! Bigguns!

Ghoti theLinguist's avatar

Aren't those the lyrics to "Brass in Pocket?"

phoenix00's avatar

Hasn't Laura Ingraham learned not to let her inner Nazi show so often?http://hw-static.worldstarh...

One would think once a week is a few times too much?

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

What kind of person can look at Ghoulianis O-face and go "yeah, I need to see more of that before bedtime!"

Shananigan's avatar

I still have the McNaughton story pinned at the top of my phone no matter what I do. At least it's not the Florida Woman story that it's been for the past few days.

ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

To paraphrase them, "We paid out more than we took in!"

So, just like a Trump casino (or airline, or etc), then?

fifthdentist's avatar

"At least he kept it in his pants."

What, his brain? Which, like a hemorrhoid, is a big pile up his ass?in