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trumpyyoucandostupidthings's avatar

That's the perfect charity for the rest of the Trump Foundation cash to go to.It should be an easy transfer - from sick pigs to sick pigs.

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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

We Olds do know cuz we learned that way back. I had it drummed into my thick skull in the early 1940s at Takoma Elementary. Thank you, sweet Mrs. Myers, my 2nd grade teacher and first true love.

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Tinwhiskers's avatar

They won't take their vaccines.

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Ms.Moon's avatar

The mayoral “bunker” was also where he was meeting his mistress.

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tehbaddr's avatar

I can only imagine the spittle flying everywhere are Rudiani went Batboy crazy!

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

something something Kosher something....

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

I thought "Dick Ballz" would be a great sportscaster name...

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chubbycub's avatar

New Hollywood movie: Ben Hur II: Buttered Males

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BeachLoafer's avatar

I think my dad first took me to Times Square when I was around 12 (in the sixties), and it was definitely eye-opening ;)

Some places really shouldn't be sanitized ...

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Rickyphoo's avatar

I wish these assholes would stop calling Ghoulini "America's Mayor". He isn't, never was. I mean if I had to pick my mayor it would be Martin O'Malley.

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Rickyphoo's avatar

Oh, and on the subject of "Perjury Trap", I am confused. How can the pee-resident of the White House fall into a perjury trap if he is, and has been, telling the truth?

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Then Google Google

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Maybe's avatar

One vague article does not evidence make.

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no longer a dick's avatar

And with Buck Naked

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dansezlajavanaise's avatar

i thought they used oil… ?

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