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Thank you! My preliminary hearing is July 20, and it should be very interesting.

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He's definitely going to blame this slap for the 2020 election loss

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I KNOW where Roodles has been, and it is DEFINITELY disgusting.

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Just for funsies, I’ll talk about the EX Mrs 🦡🍄🐍, who claimed she was incapacitated and couldn’t work, and showed up in court in a wheel chair. My lawyer subsequently submitted copies of all the Facebook posts she had put up, doing pole dancing and inverted yoga and hiking the Sierras. Suffice it to say, alimony was slashed to zero.

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Huzzah!

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"I would have hit the ground and probably cracked my skull.”https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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"You can't let the little things go" from this multiple seditious felon. No sshit, Rudy.

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Borat: "Put down your chram!"

Giuliani: "You can’t let the little things go."

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Have some compassion. Now he's going to have to put down his quadruple shot martini on the redwood side table before easing himself - with his fractured back - into the power recliner. And after that, he discovers the remote is across the room!

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There is no legal aid for criminal cases anywhere in Missouri. Your only option is a public defender, which means you could sit in jail for a year or more waiting to meet your attorney for the first time because the PD's are so grossly overworked.

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How can a grown-ass human actually act like that? Even hockey devolved into diving and play-acting.

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Would a cream pie in the face be out of the question?

Seriously though, I agree.

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Rudy thought of the word "shaken", because the other word wouldn't have worked: "stirred".

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Roodles is telling everyone what a badass he is. Says “the Mafia has threatened to kill me twice.” First, it’s “organized crime”. Not all gangsters are of Italian descent even though Roodles’ dad served time in Sing Sing. Second, mobsters don’t threaten to kill people. If you’re going to get waxed, nobody’s going to tell you shit

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