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Paul Dietzel's avatar

"You knew I always wanted to an architect"

Clark_Nova's avatar

I learned all that the first time I took LSD.

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Even his election was an act of Treason.

Clark_Nova's avatar

I've always seen preachers as a subset of clowns. Scary ones.

YouInDangerGirl!'s avatar

I've never had the pleasure. Maybe I should look into it :-)

Clark_Nova's avatar

And so far it's only cost about 1/3 of what we're paying Trump to golf at his own clubs.

Clark_Nova's avatar

As a New Mexican I can tell you that we regard those two with equal respect.

Clark_Nova's avatar

They can't even recognize stupid when they're staring at it.

LunaMoonstone's avatar

Legal dolts and infighting, very very frightening!

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Marge: "Doesn't Bart have to tell the truth in court?"Lionel Hutz: "Yes, but Mrs. Simpson, what is truth? If you follow me."

Gleep Gleep!'s avatar

Giuliano GiulianoGotta go to Mir a Lago!Micchael Co,o o o:I'm just mob lawyer, from a crooked familyHe's just a dumb schlub, see he went to Cooley!Spare him some time, see him go on Hannity!

Freida Peeple's avatar

Rudy Giuliani (like Chris Christie) used the US Attorney job as a springboard for politics

Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

is Rudy a pod person or does he just have shittier advisors than he did earlier in his career?

Social Justice Furrier's avatar

Contemplating Rudy’s brain puts me in mind of the time I watched my grandma stir up a skillet of scrambled eggs and pork brains. Nasty mess.

Zyxomma's avatar

You mean Chris's brother Andrew.