Rudy Reveals Secret War!

In a stunning rocket, Rudy Jew-liani basically admitted that he doesn't know anything at all about foreign policy -- or maybe that he knowstoo much. In an interview with the Jew YorkTimes, Rudy inavertendly revealed that the US has been fighting an entire extra war these last few years thatonly he knows about.

"Neither one of these two wars - the one in Afghanstan/Pakistan or the one in Iraq - was nearly at the level of the planning we had done for the two wars we would have to fight at once," he said. "Both of them would be considered small wars in comparison to that. So it would seem to me that we should have organized ourselves so that we could accomplish in Iraq what we had to accomplish without taking anything away from accomplishing in Afghanistan and Pakistan what we had to accomplish."

Did you know that we're fighting a war in Pakistan? All this time we thought the Taliban kept regrouping over there because that's where the Americansweren'tinvading and shit. Jokes on them, though -- Uncle Sam's been fighting them there this whole time, and only Rudy noticed!

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