Rudy Will Be President of Our Memories

• Wait a minute, we thought it was impossible to use the intertubes to vote for anything except Hot or Not. [ Wizbang Politics ]

• America waterboards Canada into agreeing that the U.S. doesn't torture. [ Think Progress ]

• We hope to see as much gay sex in Oliver Stone's new Bush movie as we did in JFK . [ Political Ticker ]

• The Florida proxy war has been replaced with just a normal, old outright war. [ New York Observer ]

• General Petraeus or General We'll Send Your As To Afghanistan? [ Hot Air ]

• Well, at least he has New York. Oh, wait. Never mind. [ Reason ]