Rumors On The Internets: A Fully Armed and Operational Media Conglomerate
* Rupert Murdoch shoots lightning bolts from his various "news" outlets at Hillary, mumbles something about her paying for "lack of vision." [ Radar ]
* Hillary betrayed by a pant suit. Hotline on Call ]
* Rush Limbaugh's favorite place to eat in DC is same as Treasury Department employees' favorite place to score coke. [ Media Matters ]
* Christopher Dodd sends any old bullshit to the FEC, they're just an "accounting thing" anyway. [ Political Insider ]
* FBI says any old bullshit to the media, they're just an accountability thing anyway. [ TPM Muckraker ]
* Department of Homeland Security remembers to give SOTU the same security rating as the Super Bowl. [ Suitably Flip ]
* Military's new bunker-buster bomb has a pretty sweet porno name. [ Military & Aerospace Electronics ]
* TPM Muckraker Justin Rood bolting for ABC's The Blotter & Brian Ross' pretend phone. [ TPM ]