Rumors On The Internets: Ain't Much To Do But Blog, Vote, and Screw
New media fails Rick Santorum as his two full-time campaign bloggers can't find a link to victory. [ Blog P.I. ]
Regular basement bloggers thankful for self-aggrandizing post-election rant template. [ Mr. Sun ]
One tiny ballot cast for a Democrat, one giant vote for Sean Penn, NAMBLA, the Klu Klux Klan, Pete Seeger, and Kim Jong-Il. [ Sweetness & Light ]
Self styled hipster-minister blames Ted Haggard's gayness on his wife's refusal to strap it on and get the job done. [ Pandagon ]
Supreme Court clerks are in it for the pussy, don't care if you know. [ Above The Law ]
Elvis Aaron Presley: registered voter, Memphis, Tennessee. [ Voting in Memphis ]
Missouri Senate race to be decided by which candidate's pronunciation of the state's name sounds less like a redneck pig-fucker. [ The Right Place ]
Next-to-last day of Katherine Harris's political career goes swimmingly as she is endorsed by the brothers Bush. [ The Swamp ]