Rumors On The Internets: Ali, Ali Oxen Free
* Arianna partied harder than you did last night. [ HuffPo ]
* West Wing paper airplane competition destroys records of Abramoff visits to the White House. [ TPM Muckracker ]
* Mahmoud Ahmadinejad pissed that rumors about Ayatollah Ali Hoseini-Khamenei's death always start with "Iranian supreme leader." [ Regime Change in Iran ]
* Karl Rove wants to see Condi vs. Hillary in '08. Negroponte does what he's told. [ Democrats.com ]
* Netroots swearing-in party is first and last time any of these nerds will be in a VIP room. [ Flickr ]
* Eleanor Clift's new nickname for Hillary Clinton is hilarious, so funny -- really, just spot on. [ The Gaggle ]
* Most annoying TV personality in the world thinks Nancy Pelosi is most liberal woman in the world. [ Think Progress ]