Rumors On The Internets: Art Imitates That Loudmouth Guy You Really Hate

* You do know what happens if you just assume everyone hates Cheney more than Bush, don't you? [ Election Central ]

* O'Reilly checks the mirror at 8 and 11: 30 EST. [ Just a Bump in the Beltway ]

* Nothing gets Orrin Hatch harder than watching Alberto Gonzalez busting pornographers on the internets. [ Unclaimed Territory ]

* Chinese "satellite killer" missiles target only military assets -- iPod and Xbox ordering infrastructure remains unscathed. [ Defense Tech ]

* Straight from the home office in Phoenix, Arizona: tonight's top 15 things John McCain is doing to turn himself into a pandering cartoon. [ The Carpetbagger Report ]

* Al Franken appeals to "Minnesota Nice" voters by actually running as Stuart Smalley. [ Wizbang Politics ]

* Bob Ney would start cracking beers in the morning even before the glue on his head was dry. [ TPM Muckraker ]