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Rumors On The Internets: As If Working On The Hill Wasn't Humiliating Enough
Website launched this morning promising to revolutionize who-buys-who beers at Hill happy hours was crashed by lunchtime, police collecting alibis from all 535 chiefs of staff. [ Legistorm via Washington Wire ]
Summit of Non-Aligned Nations in Havana started with fierce anti-American vitriol, ended with naptime. [ Sweetness & Light ]
The New York Times turns 155 years old today, wants the internet to "respect it's elders, dammit." [ Comedy Central ]
All of Iowa watches Obama drink a beer while Mark Warner is forced to jam steak fries up his nose for attention. [ The Carpetbagger Report ]
Rick Santorum doesn't want anything going in any assholes, thinks Pennsylvania newspapers are what comes out. [ E&P ]
Willie Nelson's tour bus stopped and busted for weed possession, but don't worry, he's on the road again. [ Talk Left ]