Rumors On The Internets: Bangin' in Little Rock
* "Jesus would be happy" if John Edwards became President, says John Edwards. [ Beliefnet ]
* U.S. Attorney and Rove tool-man Tim Griffin loves the Arkansas skanks. [ Radar ]
* Everything Karl Rove knows he learned from Nikita Khrushchev. [ Shakespeare's Sister ]
* Hillary Clinton fundraiser features many poignant moments, very little food. [ Hotline on Call ]
* Hillary's Second Life headquarters not worth wasting shittingdicknipples on. [ techPresident ]
* Jean Schmidt is holding her moral ground on the "Walter Reed, it ain't so bad" issue. [ Enquirer ]
* Tom Lantos' wife: coming soon to a nightmare near you. [ 1115 ]