Rumors On The Internets: Because Bread is Boring and Circuses Suck

* Dick Cheney's new book, "If I Did It: Faking the Case for War," soon to be released. [ HuffPo ]

* Teenagers rejoice as new Democratic Congress promises drug-filled condoms in schools. [ Right was Right ]

* Newt Gingrich forgets to take his megalomania medication, gives interview. [ Political Wire ]

* Enterprising hipsters look to break the yellow ribbon monopoly on Iraq War-themed SUV adornment. [ Ride Lugged ]

* Military doesn't believe in love, tells Cher to where to stick her documentary. [ NYDN ]

* Bust a nut for peace. [ MoJo Blog ]