Rumors On The Internets: Christmas Presents, Hanukkah Prices
* Deputy National Security Advisor Elliot Abrams' eyebrow grooming lets you know where he stands in the War on Christmas. [ Firedoglake ]
* No fashion trend is completely over until it's both available at Suburban Outfitters and held in contempt by right-wing blogs. [ Atlas Shrugs ]
* George F. Will thinks You are a narcissistic blowhard. [ Think Progress ]
* Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is no longer championing the dispossessed, "Being a global everyman is for suckers." [ Bizzy Blog ]
* With Evan Bayh out of the race, John Edwards targets voters determined to vote pretty. [ Potomac Flacks ]
* Pope Benedict is a gay. [ Boozhy ]
* Charlie Crist adds the shitstorm that Florida faces after Castro's death to the list of things he's in denial about. [ St. Petersburg Times ]