Rumors On The Internets: Cock, Diesel

* When the FBI is doing some tapping, they lay "full pipe." [ CNET ]

* President Bush bulldozes the press corps. [ The Gaggle ]

* National Intelligence Estimate on Iraq will be ready just as soon as Negroponte finishes the chapter entitled, "Why more troops would fix everything." [ TPM Muckraker ]

* But he better not mention "global" or "warming" in the same sentence or Condi will bleach out his windpipe. [ Think Progress ]

* New White House pastry chef has experience making Desserts for Dummies . [ Political Wire ]

* During the next election, John Kerry may find that Massachusetts prefers a bloody sock to his bleeding heart. [ Boston Herald ]