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Yesterday was godless Hollywood elite day on cable, as Clooney and Penn battled each other in depth of sincerity contest. [ Think Progress ; Newbusters ]
The Nancy Grace award for "savage sadism" still searching for a recipient as vicious as the woman herself. [ Andrew Sullivan ]
Angelina Jolie's time is up and the UN needs a new pair of spokestitties for its High Council on Refugees. [ Impeccableliberalcredentials ]
Chuck Colson, as clueless about gays as he is about breaking into office buildings. [ Good As You ]
Meeting of the Non-Aligned Nations in Cuba this week bears no resemblance to the final scene of Team America: World Police, really. All photos courtesy of the CIA. [ LGF ]
Mayor of Gallatin, TN rents city hall out for porno film shoot that's not really porno, more like late night Spike TV. [ Tennessean ]
Unsurprisingly, the new "Night of Bush Capturing" terrorism simulation video game is pretty fun. [ The Jawa Report ]