Rumors On The Internets: Do You SOTU?
* SOTU bingo is just like our drinking game, but without the fun. [ Democrats.org ]
* Everybody and their senator is liveblogging tonight. [ The Swamp ]
* If Hillary tries to take the microphone from Jim Webb after SOTU, he'll show her what he was like before he started dabbling in pacifism. [ Political Insider ]
* Fox's new The Daily Show imitator is exactly like The Daily Show -- when Craig Kilborn hosted. [ Radar ]
* Michael Fumento is such a delusional cretin that even right-wing bloggers hate his guts. [ Winds of Change ]
* Sexy German protesters for hire are decidedly more appealing than DC's standard hippie-dipshit volunteer version. [ BBC ]