Rumors On The Internets: Don't Be Yourself
* A primer for politicians on how to cover-up their humorless sycophantic nature for five minutes while on teevee. [ Politico ]
* It's impossible to read a Ted Kennedy post without hearing the slurring in your head. [ HuffPo ]
* Hillary campaign blogger's background is so top secret it doesn't even say "top secret" when Googled. [ Election Central ]
* Sean Hannity knows that "teachers are more dangerous than Al Qaeda." Stay tuned tonight to learn how kittens and their yarn balls are destroying American values. [ Think Progress ]
* The Politico says Barack and Michelle ("Barchelle") are as nice as those pretend colored people from The Cosby Show . [ Politics.Wikia ]
* Voters don't care if a President loves the cock, pretty adamant about loving the Jesus. [ Political Arithmetik ]
* In Connecticut, Christopher Dodd gets a silver medal for futility -- McCain takes Gold. [ The Swamp ]