Rumors On The Internets: Don't Forget to Light a Candle, Match
* New Fox show "Red Eye" gives the impression it came out of a brown eye. [ Think Progress ]
* "Getting kicked in the balls" now has a higher approval rating that you-know-who. [ Radar ]
* In case you hadn't heard already, Al Gore's announcing his candidacy at the Oscars, so watch if you care. [ Intoxination ]
* Somebody's got to take the "bucket of warm piss." [ Political Insider ]
* Republicans under FBI investigation losing their seats to Democrats? It's not just hazy memories of 2006--- the fun begins again in 2008! [ Election Central ]
* Happy fourth birfday to the bag of horseshit Colin Powell gave to the UN about Iraqi WMD. [ Lawyers, Guns and Money ]