Rumors On The Internets: Earthly Delights

* If Hieronymus Bosch had Photoshop he'd kick all these whipper-snappers' asses. [ The Art Directors Club ]

* Robert Gates admits what Rumsfeld never could: "I'm no expert on military matters." [ CBS News ]

* Barney Frank bangs his gavel 10, maybe 20 times a day. [ C&L ]

* Barbara Boxer cunt-punches Condi. [ Passport ]

* New Trump Tower Tehran would be gorgeous, baby, just gorgeous. [ Think Progress ]

* Dennis Kucinich's music video takes patience, oooooh yeah, just a little patience. [ Washington Wire ]