Rumors On The Internets: Happy Holidays, MoFos!

* Rudy Giuliani, like many Americans, wishes his kids didn't exist. [ Election Central ]

* C-SPAN to the USA: "Fuck you." [ Washington Wire ]

* "Christians are sort of like a half-assed version of FEMA ." [ DCeiver ]

* Danish "artists" sneak English acrostic joke past Iranian newspaper editors. [ LGF ]

* National Review remains prophetic, as ever. [ Whiskey Bar ]

* Richard Daley promises Barack Obama a vote from every single person who died in Chicago since 1930. [ Political Insider ]

* Ned Lamont not the elite hax0r you thought he was. [ Stamford Advocate ]