Rumors On The Internets: "I Got Closer to Killing Him Than Anybody"
Chris Wallace was in fear of a fair and balanced beat down from Bill "The Mountain" Clinton. [ Fishbowl DC ]
Which was a definite possibility considering Clinton was completely wasted. [ LGF ]
Venezuelan foreign minister mistakes typical airport security hassles for targeted diplomatic snub, Bolton scoffs. [ Atlas Shrugs ]
Bush plans to invade Iran in November, making it neither "October" nor "surprising." [ HuffPo ]
Giant inflatable Bush balloon receives fellatio from British dog at pop show during which no concert-goers understand the metaphor. [ Dlisted ]
From dog blowjobs to pig-fucking accusations, there's a political precedent for everything. [ Political Animal ]
Osama Bin Laden: maybe dead, again. [ ABC News (Australia) ]