Rumors On The Internets: It Takes Brass

* John Edwards will use his appearance on The Daily Show tonight to grasp at relevance, announce his candidacy for 2008. [ Political Wire ]

* Joe Lieberman asks Republicans to hurry up and offer him a committee or something so he can switch parties already. [ MoJo Blog ]

* Bush Co. planning massive conspiracy to get James Baker in place for a presidential run. The "Cheney fakes heart attack" part of the plan to come any minute. [ The Corsair ]

* Marine Corps refuses Christmas donation of Jesus dolls, accepts holy warrior Jesus action figures with veins-in-his-teeth chomping action. [ Slice of Laodicea ]

* Fox News has no balls. [ Michelle Malkin ]

* Entire Pataki family failures. [ The Politicker ]