Rumors On The Internets: It's Not The Size of Your Weapon, But How Many Shots You Fire An Hour

• Conservative British economists endorse Pelosi, enjoy her adherence to "pinkies out" style of tea drinking. [ Democracy in America ]

• Tax payers give Bob Ney his last bribe -- to get the fuck out of town. [ TPM Muckraker ]

• You know they're loaded for fun: camouflaged girls, with machine guns. [ Dean's World ]

• Mike Jones would turn you gay, too. [ Boozhy ]

• Washington Post Co. makes money getting kids into journalism school, loses it making journalism. [ Romenesko ]

• Fridays are made for buttsex haikus. [ Rude Pundit ]

• Dick Cheney will be here all week, ladies and gentlemen. [ The Swamp ]

• Ivy league university President enjoys Halloween, terror humor. [ Democracy Project ]