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Rumors On The Internets: More Like Warren G. Hard-on
George Allen's campaign is broke, sends memo threatening 50 lashes to any staffer caught deserting their station. [ Hotline On Call ]
NRCC held containment meetings while Pagefuckergate was still a twinkle in Brian Ross's eye. [ Talk Left ]
Today is the birthday of former President Warren G. "Original Regulator" Harding, best known for holding the title of "Worst President Ever" from 1921 through 2003. [ This Day in Mythstory ]
OMFG! Barack Obama involved in shady deal! Tells crime boss, "I'll mow your lawn if you mow mine." [ The Volokh Conspiracy ]
Tom DeLay defines torture as, "things Jackie Chan does to bad guys." [ Think Progress ]
New marijuana legislation on the West coast will require that police, "just be cool, man." [ MoJo Blog ]
Not that anyone will care, but all the details on Don "Choke 'Em If Ya Got 'Um" Sherwood should be available November 8th . [ Political Wire ]
Hell, we'd just as soon vote for this guy as any of the other losers this year. [ YouTube ]