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Rumors On The Internets: Never Overestimate America
* Soon-to-be former congressman John "McSmacky" Sweeney proves he's more of a vindictive, conspiratorial asshole then we gave him credit for. [ TPM Muckraker ]
* Plan to shame Americans into voting fails as people too lazy to vote are also too lazy to read. [ Freakonomics ]
* The SCOTUS murder plot: Ann Coulter's fault, natch. [ Above the Law ]
* Karl Rove may leave the administration in "weeks, not months." Tells Democrats, "You won't have me to kick you around any more." [ Think Progress ]
* Cynthia McKinney's successor is a no punching, pacifist pussy. [ Election Central ]
* Swing by Constitution Ave. and pick up your $963. [ Congress Blog ]
* Ted Stevens afraid to buy green bananas, not scared of running for Senate again in 2008. [ Wizbang Politics ]
* Rick Santorum, however; won't run in '08 - insuring world is safe for buttlove through at least 2012! [ Political Wire ]