Rumors On The Internets: No One Wants To Be Defeated
Foley's cover this whole time wasn't Hastert but a secret cabal of gay House members. [ Whiskey Bar ]
Who will all be outed next week. [ Political Animal ]
Oh! Those wacky prank playing pages. "Just kidding Mark, you can come out now!" [ LGF ]
Only a day left to get these Foley jokes memorized in time for the weekend. [ Boozhy ]
Every great thing has its drawbacks, and this Cocktober the return of the Austin Powers voice is already annoying the shit out of us. [ Hotline on Call ]
Iran's highest religious authority addresses the issue of strokin' during Ramadan: apparently it's fine as long as you don't stain the sheets. [ Captain's Quarters ]
Interior Department employees love the porn. Really, they love it. [ Slashdot ]