Rumors on the Internets: Objectivist Porn Finds Its (Free) Market

* 'Armed Liberal' to Middle East: "I can tie a knot in this cherry using just my supply curve." [ Winds of Change ]

* John Hawkins to Reagan: "Yeah. Wow, this is embarrassing. It's -- it's trickling down." [ Right Wing News ]

* Adam Smith to Jane Fonda: "Shhh. Let my invisible hand do the talking." [ The Jawa Report ]

* Friedman to Dobbs: "And didn't Cafferty tell you protectionism is only like 97% effective?" [ NAM Blog via Power Line ]

* US Steel to nature: "Not gonna lie, we had some good times. But Gephardt's on board now and that guy just doesn't like it dirty." [ The Huffington Post ]

* Industrial Revolution to Twenty-first Century: "First came the cheap wine, then some shallow talk about a diamond-water paradox, then ... well, then we mined her. Our bad." [ Free Republic ]