Rumors on the Internets: Of Nukes and Unfairly Caged Monkeys
* W -- rejected for a coffee date and targeted by a nuclear warhead, all in a single blog entry. [ Wizbang ]
* Anxiously planning your next industry monopoly? Watch out for our Congress who won't... really... stop you. [ Bopnews ]
* Here's 100 bucks for you and your Ford Escort-driving fetus. [ AMERICAblog ]
* Add Spanish-speaking Orangutans to the growing list of "Mammals With Better Healthcare Options Than Most Americans." [ Right Wing News ]
* String a few subjects and verbs together and dangle them in front of an Ivy League kid. [ HuffPo ]

