Rumors On The Internets: Oh, S@$#!

* Five "big unveiling speech" tips from Steve Jobs to George Bush, with love. XOXO. [ Passport ]

* Political-media-military complex is all about the dick, er, diction. [ Think Progress ]

* George Bush is a graduate of the, "love, blood, and rhetoric school." But he knows full well you can't have "love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory." [ Salon ]

* Golden boy Eliot Spitzer clueless on the BCC function. [ Potomac Flacks ]

* Vogue reading set rushes out to buy Hummers -- cause expensive gas will make us skinny! [ Freakonomics ]

* Jagged little pill Conrad Burns lost an election for being too close to lobbyists -- is now a lobbyist. [ TPM Muckraker ]

* Hot new must-have download! Tony Snow's conference call with right wing bloggers this afternoon! [ Atlas Shrugs ]