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* Five "big unveiling speech" tips from Steve Jobs to George Bush, with love. XOXO. [ Passport ]
* Political-media-military complex is all about the dick, er, diction. [ Think Progress ]
* George Bush is a graduate of the, "love, blood, and rhetoric school." But he knows full well you can't have "love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory." [ Salon ]
* Golden boy Eliot Spitzer clueless on the BCC function. [ Potomac Flacks ]
* Vogue reading set rushes out to buy Hummers -- cause expensive gas will make us skinny! [ Freakonomics ]
* Jagged little pill Conrad Burns lost an election for being too close to lobbyists -- is now a lobbyist. [ TPM Muckraker ]
* Hot new must-have download! Tony Snow's conference call with right wing bloggers this afternoon! [ Atlas Shrugs ]