Rumors on the Internets: On to Aztlan

• When seeing Clinton speak: Don't mention the war! Or rather, don't mention his wife's position on the war. Asking how often they fuck is ok, but only if you're with theNew York Times. [ HuffPo ]

• Presented, without sarcasm, as a public service to our readers, here is what you are and are not allowed to do while protesting the funerals of dead soldiers, as of yesterday. [ Volokh Conspiracy ]

• How many times do we and Lou Dobbs have to tell you? The brown people won't rest 'till they've taken back Utah! [ Orcinus ]

• In hisfreezer, man. [ Red State ]