Rumors On The Internets: Osama's Severed Head In A Cooler Oughtta Do
Rove's been telling his candidates he's got an "October surprise" to put them over the top. We sure hope he can find Bin Laden in the next 9 days. [ Newsmax ]
New political-networking sites enjoy idea-exchanging utopia, have not yet devolved into "Democratic lady looks for hot night with Republican stud." [ Washington Wire ]
All good Democracies know that in order to survive you have to kick someone's ass, or become someone's bitch. [ Whiskey Bar ]
In case you forgot, Housing and Urban Development is still the most corrupt government agency not based at the Pentagon. [ The Carpetbagger Report ]
Bill Clinton endorses "whacking" terror suspects in lieu of torture. [ The Swamp ]
Proof that nobody has ever voluntarily left a job to "spend more time with family." [ Outside The Beltway ]
Republicans plan for Ahmadinejad-Chavez barnstorming tour to support Bush's national security plans as, "no one makes a more compelling case than the duo of Mahmoud and Hugo." [ Scrappleface ]