Rumors On The Internets: Rock Bottom Is When You Need Terrorists To Save Your Reputation

• Today's plane crash: Mark Foley::9/11:Gary Condit [ TBogg ]

• Bill Clinton, Commander Sulu, and Janet Jackson want you to know that you're not fooling anyone. [ YouTube ]

• If you had today in the "first person to suggest using Jack Bauer to topple North Korea" office pool, you win. [ HuffPo ]

• Don't let alcohol ruin your life. One crazy rave and you'll be off the sauce for good. [ Hit & Run ]

• John McCain can't get "straight-talk" letter about North Korea into any newspapers, sighs, finds willing blog. [ Captain's Quarters ]

• The Interior Department's smut blocking algorithm has a decidedly liberal bias. [ Atlas Shrugs ]

• Florida voters to Katherine Harris: "I sometimes think that all you tell me of knighthood, kingdoms, empires and islands is all windy blather and lies." [ Washington Wire ]