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Rumors on the Internets: Scrooge McDuck Has His Day
* Illegal immigrants are indispensable. Robots can't be trusted and trained monkeys are just disgusting. [ IMAO ]
* Wal-Mart baits independent-minded liberals with attractive gay men. [ HuffPo ]
* The formula to tip your favorite bar wench goes quadratic. [ unbossed ]
* Katie Couric, an unlikely combination of good looks and literacy, takes a pay cut to move up the ladder. [ Outside the Beltway ]
* If Congress is a colony of termites and DeLay is its queen, who foots the Orkin bill? [ Rude Pundit ]