Rumors On The Internets: The Answer Is Always 'C'
* Chuck Hagel will announce his '08 candidacy on Monday. Or he'll do something else. Or he'll do nothing. [ Political Wire ]
* Iranian defense minister defects to U.S. with decades of knowledge of government-backed terror operations, secret hummus recipe. [ Passport ]
* Scooter's SCOTUS drinking buddies control whether he'll have new soap-on-a-rope shower buddies. [ Inside Court TV ]
* It takes more than just a flat head to get Jon Tester's hair like that. [ The Sleuth ]
* Air America knows you're no one until you failed spectacularly, twice. [ MoJo ]
* Pete Domenici's new lawyer feels the same way. [ TPM Muckraker ]
* They may not be real Mitt Romney supporters, but they play 'em on the Internet. [ techPresident ]
* Henry Kissinger uses panel discussions on global poverty to get ass. [ Radar ]
* Monopolist talks competitiveness with communist congressmen -- yay America! [ The Swamp ]