Rumors On The Internets: The Fairy Fucking Godmother Said It
John Boehner is going to gouge out John Kerry's eyes and skullfuck him. [ Think Progress ]
Just as soon as he catches up to that rocket car of his. [ Zulkey ]
When voters in Florida's 16th district pull the curtain behind them, the only thing they need to remember is: [ Punch Foley for Negron ]
Misses Michelle Malkin's gone wrestling. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ Mekong Network ]
Leaked copy of the long rumored homosexual agenda includes, "assume complete control governments" and "be utterly fabulous." [ Stop the ACLU ]
Among soldier patronizing government officials, John Kerry's killed less babies. [ Rising Hegemon ]
Eazy-E dined at the White House with George H. W. Bush and had "a pretty okay time." [ The Corsair ]
Gawker wrote the Julia "I Dated Harold Ford" Allison post so we don't have to. [ Gawker ]