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Oprah's not running, gives Larry King her "O-face" tonight, wants Obama in '08. [ The Swamp ]
Pervez "Perv" Musharraf to announce on The Daily Show tonight that'd he'd gladly give up his nuclear arsenal to get in "the sheets with Angelina Jolie." [ The Corsair ]
White House plans to declassify National Intelligence Estimate, but just that part that says, "we're safer, bitches." [ Shakespeare's Sister ]
George Allen's two favorite words on display together at the Zoo. [ Andrew Sullivan ]
Vote for Montana Senate candidate Jon Tester because he's a hunka hot man, also because he's not Conrad Burns. [ Boozhy ]
Trendsetter Hugo Chavez inspires Jerry Falwell to return to his roots making sure we all know who the devil really is. [ Think Progress ]
The counter-terrorism plan Bill Clinton claims he left in place? It had to be scrapped because the ninja's inability to get security-clearances after 9/11. [ IMAO ]
Bloggers invited to the Coburn-Obama signing! Luckily, not us.[ TPMMuckraker ]