Rumors On The Internets: The No Stroke Zone
Congressman says Baghdad and Manhattan are twinsies, cites availability of goods on street corners and porno video stores as examples. [ Think Progress ]
Rick Santorum continues to go after the "virgin vote," appealing to their sensibilities by likening the Iraq war to Lord of the Rings . [ Salon ]
John Boehner eulogizes PageFuckerGate, brandishes The Eternal Hammer of Tax Policy. [ Hotline on Call ]
Gorby reiterates: they're real, and they're spectacular. [ Goldenfiddle ]
Ain't no Alabama Congressman gonna spend his time learnin' bout no "mozlawms." [ Hullabaloo ]
Republican incumbent in Wyoming race sees lead slip to only 7 -- actual voters, not percentage points. [ Political Wire ]
Bill O'Reilly will make you hate yourself, one way or another. [ Fishbowl DC ]