Rumors On The Internets: The Plantation Room

• Rick Santorum has decided he doesn't want Pennsylvania's tax dollars used to finance genocide anymore. [ The Carpetbagger Report ]

• And he also thinks George Bush is a big "soft on terror" pussy. [ The Swamp ]

• Bill Maher's Halloween costume: almost as original as his show. [ Shakespeare's Sister ]

• Michael J. Fox's lust for baby harvesting causes at least 6 people to drop Back to the Future from their Netflix queues. [ Pandagon ]

• Osama's dead, or in Djibouti. [ The Jawa Report ]

• David Letterman channels a time when he was funnier, meaner than Bill O'Reilly. [ Power, Seduction, and War , C&L ]

• Wolf Blitzer has more than just a brown nose. [ Whiskey Bar ]